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Top 10 Halloween jokes

Yes, yes we all love to be scared at Halloween. top 10 halloween jokesBut as much as we like to hear about you quaking
in your boots, here at halloweenerrific we have decided to cut you some slack.
We feel it’s our spooky duty to help you lighten the mood somewhat, so here are our top
10 halloween jokes…

Top 10 Halloween jokes


Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist.


Q: What do you call two spiders that just got married?
A: Newlywebbed


Q: What is a vamire’s favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine


Q: Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
A: Because people are dying to get in.


Q: How do monsters tell their future?
A: They read their horrorscope…


Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately…


Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night?
A: Tweets…


Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost with an owl?
A: Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot…


Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween…


Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi… (Thanks to Valerie)

We hope that our top 10 Halloween jokes tickled your funny bones! 🙂
Feel free to add your Halloween jokes below!

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