When it comes to Halloween jokes, you can never have enough.
And so we thought it would be a good idea to send out the goblins in search of some more riotous rib ticklers for your giggling pleasure. These jokes will be sure to get any Halloween gathering giggling.
10 Funny Halloween Jokes
1
How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
If he’s coffin.
2
What kind of beans do werewolves prefer to eat?
Human beans.
3
Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!
4
What kind of makeup do witches wear?
Mas-scare-a
5
Why are Egyptian Mummies good at keeping secrets?
They keep things under wraps.
6
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
7
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash
8
Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?
Because it was a stake sandwich.
9
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
It didn’t have the guts.
10
What’s a ghost’s favourite desert?
I-scream!
So there you have it, more Halloween jokes for your arsenal. Feel free to submit and share your own below!
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