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10 of the Funniest Halloween Jokes You’ll Hear This Year

When it comes to Halloween jokes, you can never have enough.

And so we thought it would be a good idea to Halloween jokessend out the goblins in search of some more riotous rib ticklers for your giggling pleasure. These jokes will be sure to get any Halloween gathering giggling.

10 Funny Halloween Jokes


How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
If he’s coffin.


What kind of beans do werewolves prefer to eat?
Human beans.


Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!


What kind of makeup do witches wear?


Why are Egyptian Mummies good at keeping secrets?
They keep things under wraps.


What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?


What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?


Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?
Because it was a stake sandwich.


Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
It didn’t have the guts.


What’s a ghost’s favourite desert?

funniest halloween jokes

So there you have it, more Halloween jokes for your arsenal. Feel free to submit and share your own below!

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About The Author

Mr Halloween is the founder of Halloweenerrific. He lives for Halloween and pretty much spends the whole year in a perpetual Halloween, preparing for that all important night when everyone else celebrates it too. He loves cobwebs, skeletons and UV lights. He hates cheap, poorly made Halloween products.

1 Comment

  1. Ryan O-LANTERN August 25, 2014 at 4:08 pm

    Haha lol

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